They'll Have To Change That Hands-Free Law

I am convinced that human evolution is moving us to the point where we will no longer have voices. We won't need them. All communication will be text-based, and as such we will develop thinner, multi-jointed thumbs, capable of hitting tiny text message keys at an accelerated rate. All speakers will be removed from cell phones and all regular telephones will soon be sought-after collector's items. Relics from the archaic period where you were actually forced to listen to sounds coming from another human's mouth. In the future this will seem grotesque, and the mouth will be purely for the eating of variously flavored synthetic proteins and the drinking of scotch.