British films are about people with bad table manners;
French films are about paranoid gallery-owners who wear turtlenecks;
Italian films are about Monica Bellucci's cleavage and scooters;
Japanese films are about girls in schoolgirl outfits fighting tentacle monsters;
Chinese films all star Bruce Lee, someone who was related to Bruce Lee, someone who looks like Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan;
Russian films are about tattoos, vodka, clothes made of burlap, and bread;
American films are about either confused twenty-somethings in knitwear, or someone trying to blow up the biggest thing they can before someone else stops them, in ninety-minutes or less. And boobs.
